Scientists Clone Dinosaurs To Deal With Hipster Invasion
While some scientist are trying to clone a Woolly mammoth, others have found a more practical use for dinosaurs: as a modern-day form of pest removal.
The scourge of hipsters is everywhere, and not only do aggressive, gigantic carnivores help alleviate the problem, they provide endless entertainment for those of us who enjoy watching the carnage.
Do you have a hipster (or anti-hipster) in your life? Order this shirt for them before we scrape off its DNA and turn it into a pterodactyl.